NOW "THESASSYSHERLOCKIAN"
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“will will smith smith?” is a grammatically correct sentence
so is “Will Smith will smith.”
“Smith Will Smith will.”
I also just realized this could be a conversation.
Will Will Smith smith?
Will Smith Will Smith
*Yoda nods in agreement* Smith Will Smith will.
imagine someone who isnt that good at english reading this and just thinking “what is wrong with these people”
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how to attract a canadian
- lay out a bottle of maple syrup over a trap
- Myabe some tim hortons
CONGRATZ U GOT URSELF A CANADIAN
that is exactly how it works
(via instagrampy)
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thinking about joining a gang i never have anything to do on the weekends
(via instagrampy)
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in the shower
- me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
- me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
- me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
- me: i'ma read the back of this.
- me: lather, rinse, repeat?
- me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
- me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
- me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
- me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
- me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
- me: did i already wash my hair?
- me: i think i did but i don't remember.
- me: i'ma do it again.
- me: FUCK I REPEATED.
- me: well played, pantene pro-v. WELL PLAYED
- me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
- me: i bet it's awkward.
- me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
- me: okay time to get out.
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- me: where the fuck is my towel.
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JUST CLICK IT OMG
I AM THE WISE OLD GUARDIAN OF BUTTS
THIS MAKES ME SAD AGAIN BECAUSE I CANT CREATE SOMETHING LIKE THOSE ON THIS
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